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They are as follows:


  1. Figure out a way to get Relativity and Quantum Physics to agree. (right now both are considered true but both disagree with each other, a real doozy of cognitive dissonance)

  2. Figure out WTF Dark matter is or if it exists at all (I don't think it exists, I think it simply shows our current subscription to general relativity as the model for most everything is flawed)

  3. Figure out a way to remove the observer from Quantum physics (many scientists consider it a problem that consciousness plays any role in reality and view it as an error in how we interpret Quantum Physics..I disagree I think that the results are correct and consciousness does indeed play a role in reality) or make better sense of why the observer/consciousness is so critical to the experimental results. (this has been described as the SINGLE GREATEST problem facing modern science and the biggest obstacle for it to make any progress).

    1. If it is impossible to remove the observer from Quantum Physics the conclusion is inescapable: Conscious observers are critical to reality



  4. Unify Particles and Forces

  5. The Physical reasons or mechanism responsible for setting the free constants in the standard model or particle physics are "chosen" by nature somehow. We don't know why or how.

Dear all online news websites

  • Oct. 26th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Dear All online new websites: Please, please, a million times please... DO NOT put long stories on multiple pages.

Why in God's name would I want to keep clicking next to read the rest of the story? There is a thing called a scroll bar, I can utilize it to scan long stories. Or at least make multiple page stories an option people can activate if they wish.

Better yet, use LIQUID LAYOUTS. yes, the internet is not the printed page. The content can expand when viewed in larger screens, imagine that! You don't have to have a fixed-width layout.

Causality

  • Oct. 6th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
We accept that time can go infinitely into the future. Cause effect, cause and effect, over and over infinity into the future. What if then, that applies backward in time as well? Effect and cause, effect and cause, over and over infinitely into the past? Then there would be no need for a first cause. First cause defies logic anyway, as it would then render causality useless and meaningless. First cause would imply that causality is not a hard-and-fast law, but something that happens only now and then. First cause is a cause with no effect, which again, would disprove causality as a constant law of the universe. Infinite causes into the past would not only do away with the concept of first cause, but make "now" a sort of moot point. "now" is always evolving anyway, it comes and goes. It's more a concept than a reality. More an idea than a tangible thing.

To put it in a nutshell: just as there is no end to everything, there is no beginning to everything. It all just..is. And was. And will always be.
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs250.snc1/9728_844290962067_8618897_51577728_4291738_n.jpg

I used to facepalm the birthers and other right-wing crazies and decided I'd never understand them.

And then it dawned on me, I DO understand them. I used to be a cult member, raised as a Jehovah's Witness. I bought everything hook line and sinker and was a model JW walking the party lines, so to speak. gays are bad, gays deserve aids, god hates fags, etc.

I never actually THOUGHT about ANY of my beliefs or positions. I was told what to believe, and never questioned it. Homosexuality is from Satan, Catholics are actually worshiping Satan, only 144,000 people will go to heaven, the rest will live forever on paradise on earth. The other 6 billion humans will be killed by God. I prayed every day for God to slaughter 6 billion humans.

We used to go house to house knocking on doors, talking about which house we'd live in once God killed everyone. Seriously.

And I firmly believe the nuttiest of the right-wing are exactly like this. it's no coincidence many are religious. They are told what to believe, what to spout, and do it. Logic does not apply. It never does when you are indoctrinated.

So i think I finally understand the nuttiness.

Waltz with bashir review

  • Sep. 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 PM


I finally watched 'Waltz with bashir' last night. It had BEAUTIFUL animation, but despite being a war movie was quite boring. I did learn a little about history, and after reading up on The lebanese civil war I have a somewhat better understanding of the massacres against civilians the movie centers around.



In a nutshell:


  • Lebanon has a large christian population, specifically Maronite Christians

  • They had a civil war between political groups of Christians vs Palestinian Muslims

  • Israel armed and trained the Phalangist political party (christians) since they had a mutual hatred for Palestinian mulims

  • The Phalangist leader Bashir was assassinated in 1982.

  • Israel sent forces into Lebanon to help the Phalangists

  • Two days after Phalangist leader Bashir was assassinated, the Israeli Defense Forces surrounded the Palestinian refugee camps of Sabra and Shatila, not allowing anyone to escape

  • They then allowed the Phalangists to enter the camp

  • 3,500 Palestinian unarmed women, children, old men etc are massacred.



The movie is a documentary about a Israeli soldier who was there, who was so traumatized by what he saw that it was erased from his memory, and the documentary is about him finding his old batallion members and finding out what happened.

When they finally reach the massacre it's interesting, but all the stuff before then is really slow boring conversations. The animation was superb and unlike anything I have ever seen before... but overall I couldn't really recommended this to anyone other than animation enthusiasts.

Poetry inspired by suicidal cows

  • Sep. 1st, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Article that inspired this Poeml

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/28/article-1209638-06361AE8000005DC-944_468x338.jpg

Depressed domesticated beasts of burden
Of the picturesque swiss town of Lauterbrunnen
Cow bells ringing as you plummet
Off the promontory summit
Ground beef is raining 'pon the plains
Blades of grass stained scarlet by your pain
Oh Why have you stopped caring?
Why keep feelings deep inside instead of sharing?
Defenestrating does not solve your issue
You have many people who will miss you
Unhappy ungulates of the swiss confederation
Please enlighten me with detailed information
What terror, downer, blight or woe
Could possibly disconsolate you so?
Trip of a lifetime turns into holiday from hell as British couple are 'poisoned, stabbed, stoned... and then robbed'

I don't understand why people keep visiting Caribbean islands where you aren't allowed to venture outside the resort or else you'll get raped and robbed. These Caribbean islands are shitholes with unbelievable poverty. You can get the same beautiful beaches and water in the Florida keys and you won't be raped and robbed and you can wander freely.

I know people who took honeynmoons to Egypt also and had to be escorted by heavily armed military anywhere they went. Seriously, why???
I recently read the following article:

A 13-year-old Dutch girl has been placed under state supervision after a court blocked her attempt to become the world's youngest person to sail the globe solo.

http://yachtpals.com/files/imagecache/display/files/userimages/laura-dekker.jpg

I agree they should take this kid away from the parents. Solo round the world sailing is extremely dangerous.

This brings to mind the case of Jessica Dubroff. 7 year old girl attempting to be the youngest to fly across the country. She died on impact, along with her parents.

Trust me, kids like this do NOT want this kind of publicity and fame. It's ALWAYS stage parents. The 7 year old Jessica, just like this new girl laura are being manipulated by stage parents seeking to use their seed to gain fame and attention to themselves.

It's why child stars are always so fucked up. Michael Jackson is a prime example. These kids are abused and deprived of their childhood and irreparably psychologically damaged for life when stage parents take over their childhood.

Take another example,Vicki Van Meter who was a child pilot like Jessica and set child records for flying. She blew her head off at age 26 last year.

The case of 7 year-old Jessica caused new laws to be passed in the US. Under 49 USC § 44724 it is illegal to attempt to set records as a student pilot.

So going back to this dutch kid, Why else would they even inform the media or anyone about her attempt to sail around the world? Because they want the media attention, glory, fame etc. They want sponsors, they want guiness book of world records involved etc. Fucking stage parents, I wish they would yank child stars away from their families here in the US.

Here is a good article detailing how dangerous the Volvo Ocean race is, and these are professional sailors with state of the art equipment and a massive support team:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SPORT/10/10/yacht.tragedies/index.html
Here is a screengrab from the trailer of 'my one and only' that shows my short scene with Renee Zellweger. I am at the :46 mark or so in the trailer

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/movie%20sets/my_one_and_only.jpg



Here is my original post that talks about my experience on the set:
http://bboyneko.livejournal.com/305619.html

Google sucks for privacy

  • Aug. 7th, 2009 at 2:38 PM
This is why google sucks..they keep a record of EVERYTHING you search for, every email you send etc. If you don't mind a permanent record being kept of your online activities, by all means use gmail, google, google docs, etc. Google's motto is "don't be evil". You can trust them.

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/local/pa/20090807_Hacker_retraces_Western_Pa__killer_s_online_steps.html

why the stock market has risen in 2009

  • Aug. 6th, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Here is a chart I created showing my analysis of the causes of the stock market plunge of 2007 and the recent stock market climb:

Stock Market Analysis funny

Screenshots from my new TC-P54G10 Plasma HDTV

  • Jul. 20th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Here are some screenshots I took from my new 54" Panasonic TC-p54G10 Plasma HDTV:

Casino Royal on a TCP54G10

Casino Royal on a TCP54G1

Casino Royal on a TCP54G1

Speed Racer on a TCP54G1

Speed Racer on a TCP54G1

Speed Racer on a TCP54G1

The Fall on a TCP54G1

The Fall on a TCP54G1
Amazing article that tells a lot of what was really going on in Michael Jacksons life. The biggest surprise to me is the claim that he has close to 200 unpublished songs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196009/Im-better-dead-Im-How-Michael-Jackson-predicted-death-months-ago.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/27/article-0-057D1944000005DC-679_472x651.jpg

I made a dance video lolz

  • May. 1st, 2009 at 1:19 PM
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So i went out to see 'State of Play' to see if I could see me. Indeed, you can see me, but only the same scenes you see me in the trailer. Anyway:

http://lodim.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/state-of-play-poster.jpg

10 things I learned from watching 'State of Play' (spoilers)

  1. DC Cops respond to incidents in Crystal City, Virginia

  2. You can leave a hospital on the 3rd floor via elevator, run across the street to a building where you stashed your silence sniper rifle, and shoot the recovering patient all in the time it takes for a journalist to walk from the same elevator to the hospital room.

  3. There is plenty of convenient parking in Washington DC


  4. Reporters drink..ALL THE TIME

  5. You can learn a lot of useful information from sweaty guys named Vic if you agree to not one, but two dates

  6. Even after your best friend sleeps with your wife you can still continue to trust him, and should be astonished if he betrays you again.

  7. You can shove a woman during busy morning commute onto the path of a train and there will be zero witnesses to see you do it.

    1. If you plan on shoving a woman onto the path of a train, and there are only 3 blind spots in the cameras in the metro, your victim will automatically stand right in the sweet spot.



  8. The only purpose of parking garages in movies is for the psycho guy to stalk you. That and car chases.

  9. If a story is important enough then people should have newsprint on their fingers when they read it. No need to you know, post it online or anything. It can wait.

  10. Editors serve no purpose other than to let their reporters do whatever they want.

"Unfortunately you were given wrong information as was the public," McAllister wrote in the e-mail "All I have to say to you is Philip is a beautiful person inside and out and could not hurt a fly! A police officer in Boston (or many) is trying to make big bucks by selling this false story to the TV stations. What else is new?? Philip is an intelligent man who is just trying to life his life so if you could leave us alone we would greatly appreciate it. We expect to marry in August and share and wonderful, meaningful life together."

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/04/bu_student_char.html



lol..looks like pre-med students get their trophy wives before earning the degree.

Also, I saw photos of the girls he killed:


NOW IM MAD!

Omegle is good for boredom

  • Apr. 16th, 2009 at 12:19 PM
http://omegle.com is a cool site where you can chat with random strangers. here is my omegle conversation:




Stranger: hi

You: I flew with your old man. VF-51, the Oriskany. You're a lot like he was. Only better... and worse. He was a natural heroic son of a bitch that one.

Stranger: lol

You: You're here 'cause you're the top one per cent of all naval aviators.

Stranger: gimmy dat cp?

You: Ghost Rider, this is Strike. We have unknown aircraft inbound Mustang. Your vector zero-nine-zero for bogey.

Stranger: oh shi

You: ONE ON OUR SIX! BUG OUT! BUG OUT!

Stranger: oh shit oh sh

You: Bring it left. Bring it left, You're high.

Stranger: redleader standing by

You: Don't screw around with me Maverick. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't.

Stranger: yes

You: The rules of engagement are not flexible. They exist for your safety. You will obey them.Is that clear?

Stranger: because we must destroy the dethstar

You: Is that why you fly the way you do? Trying to prove something? Yeah your old man did it right. What I'm about to tell you is classified. It could end my career. We were in the worst dogfight I ever dreamed of. There were bogeys like fireflies all over the sky. His F-4 was hit, and he was wounded, but he could've made it back. He stayed in it, saved three planes before he bought it.

Stranger: get ready

You: The hottest moves in the world aren't gonna help you if you wind up alone. Your wingman's got to be able to follow you. Trust you. Know that he can depend on you. It's more than just fancy flying.

Stranger: its okay

You: You fly reckless. Great instincts. No discipline. That ambush today, you followed your emotions instead of your wingman. Of course you got killed...and well deserved to. It was a really stupid mistake. In battle, it gets people killed.

Stranger: i have photon torpedos

You: Talent is no holy shield. Von Richtofen was killed by a farm boy. Instincts are not enough. Do it our way. We've worked these things out. The good pilots can become better and the great ones can learn how to stay alive. Why do you have to do everything the hard way?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i know

You: My first squadron in Vietnam, we lost eight out of eighteen planes. Ten guys. The first one kills you, but there'll be others--you can count on it.

Stranger: ackbar be with us

Stranger: my squad onj alduran died

Stranger: and its all your fault

You: Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!

You: BREAK LEFT! BREAK LEFT! CHAFF! FLARES!

You: GHOST RIDER, THIS IS MUSTANG. PERMISSION TO FIRE. PERMISSION TO FIRE.

Stranger: red leader

Stranger: gratns

Stranger: stay sharp

You: VOODOO ONE, MUSTANG. VOODOO THREE IS HIT. GOING DOWN. WILL ATTEMPT SAR.

Stranger: you got 3 at 6:00

You: I'm gonna take him, Goose.

Stranger: thanks

You: We can send you back to your squadron with nothing noted on your record except "CNC" --course not completed, no explanation required. Theoretically, it doesn't hurt your career, but people always wonder about things like that.
You: All you've got is one life. I guess it's worth about the same to every body. You ever see an old woman after her husband has died?

Stranger: pull up

You: And the meaningless years of decline stretch ahead... When you're in the air and doing something really dangerous, you can look ahead... maybe ten seconds. That's your whole future. That's as far as it goes. But imagine what those seconds are worth.

Stranger: your gonna crash!!!

Stranger: ARHFHAGUHUIOGSHNUIOAGHDUIOHGAUIOGHIOAGHUIOGHAGHIODSAGHSDIOANGSDIOZHGFUIOSHUIGHERUIOPSHSUIPHGUIOHFYUSDGSFYGAYUHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRARG

You: Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the tax payers do!

Stranger: GARGAMESH!


here is a video I uploaded in response to Director Jon Chu's request for dancers for Step Up 3D

Cherry Blossom Festival DC 2009 Photos

  • Apr. 6th, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Cherry Blossoms 2009 pics:

Gallery 1

Gallery 2

http://hollynoe.smugmug.com/photos/507076155_yDDBZ-XL.jpg

http://bboyneko.smugmug.com/photos/507149889_yptPP-XL.jpg





http://bboyneko.smugmug.com/photos/507147334_u9SDu-XL.jpg

Why Capitalism Sucks

  • Apr. 2nd, 2009 at 2:04 PM

  • The capitalists generate their wealth by exploiting employees. An employee is not paid according to the true worth of his labor but according to what the employer is willing to pay him. The employer pays him less than what his labor is worth so that the employer can make a profit when he sells the produce.

  • Wealth and unequal distribution can create social problems (such as higher crime rates).

  • Government interference in markets can be skewed to benefit the wealthy. In particular, wealthy people have the financial means and incentives to influence or corrupt government officials and to lobby for favorable legislation.

  • Many people have little wealth left over after living expenses, so they can't make it grow quickly. This further deepens the disparity between rich and poor.

  • Persistent long-term inequality of wealth undermines the motivation of the poor to improve their stance. This creates not only direct but perpetual sociological inequity.

  • Wealthy people save relatively more than poor people. Hence some economists believe that an unequal distribution of wealth undermines an economy's mass buying power, effectively leading to lower aggregate sales, reduced wealth production, unemployment and crises.

  • Wealth is defined and judged incorrectly, in many different ways. In particular, people may attach value to things for seemingly irrational reasons (sentimental value). Some may also value spiritual development more than material wealth. Capitalism's focus on absolute monetary value thus undermines the legitimacy of alternate paradigms.

  • The wealthy may not put their wealth to productive use. For example, they may buy land just to deny access to it to others, for personal or environmental reasons. They may buy out other companies that produce better products but are a competitor, and then sit on the product not allowing it to be released to the public.

  • When everything is done for profit, it creates immoral systems. For example, healthcare is currently for-profit. As a result insurance companies will seek whatever means possible to deny expensive care to people to maximize their profit. People who are poor can not afford health care and have a lower quality of life as a result. Many life-saving operations such as organ transplants are so expensive few can afford them and die instead.

  • The disparity between the laborer and the employer is enormous. Currently many executives earn over 500 times what their employees earn.

  • Companies can easily circumvent moral hazard of bad decisions by being 'too big to fail'. The company is so large and employs so many people that if it were to fail the entire nations economy would plunge. The companies can use this is blackmail to the Government forcing the government to grant large bailouts. This therefore encourages exploitative and damaging investments and tactics by companies.

  • Capitalism encourages debt. Laborers are granted access to loaned money with interest, and encouraged to purchase large items they can not afford to purchase with cash like a house or a car or an education, and then enslaved to that debt for 30 years or more. By the time the debt is paid off the total money repaid is often times more than twice what was borrowed.

  • Capitalism does not care about individual people, only profit. As a result many companies try to get as much labor as possible from as few people as possible, ideally eliminating employees all together. The drive for cheaper labor to maximize profits results in labor being imported from overseas, which takes away jobs from those who live within the capitalist nation.

  • Capitalism encourages people to seek careers in whichever field generates the most income. Thus someone who would have been a promising teacher instead becomes an investment banker solely for the money. People do what pays the most, not what they love the most, or what they are naturally talented at. Vital work for social health such as teachers, social workers, librarians, are paid the least.

  • Capitalism discourages the pursuit of pure science. Funding is easy to find for profitable fields such as baldness treatment, impotence, obesity, skin care and other cosmetic issues, while funding for pure sciences such as theoretical physics, space exploration, etc are much harder to obtain.

  • Capitalism encourages people to seek to amass wealth and possessions rather than to help their fellow man or society. It breeds selfishness and discourages selflesness. There is no profit in helping those who have no means to repay you.

  • Capitalism displaces justice. The wealthy can afford more talented lawyers and buy their way out of excessive jail time or punishments. They can afford higher fines and fees. The poor can not afford good legal defense and suffer harsher sentences as a result.



Honey is amazing for wounds

  • Mar. 21st, 2009 at 12:18 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/stupid_cat.jpg

Cat scratched my face..stupid cat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/dan_honey_healed.jpg

2nd photo is me after 1 week of treatment to my wound with nothing but honey.

Reincarnation TV Pilot - SWAT team

  • Mar. 19th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
I get to be a SWAT team guy in a TV pilot this coming Tuesday. I am going to a firing range Monday for tactical assault rifle training. The pilot is called "reincarnation". It's directed by the guy who directs HOUSE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/Funny%20Images/swat_hand_signals.jpg

Screenshots from Hitachi Model 57F59

  • Mar. 19th, 2009 at 1:41 AM
Here is the best I could muster (I suck at taking photos in dimly lit rooms) screenshots of my Hitachi Model 57F59 (57" Rear projection CRT HDTV]:

TMNT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/new%20tv/014.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/new%20tv/015.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/new%20tv/017.jpg

It's a shame they stopped making rear-projection CRT HTDVs, even plasma tv do not have better blacks and it kicks the shit out of LCDs in terms of color gamut. The only downside is it weighs like 200 pounds and requires semi-annual cleaning of the lenses to maintain good picture quality.
I was reading a book this morning and came across something I had not read before: Prime numbers are directly linked to quantum energy levels. That is astounding!

http://seedmagazine.com/content/article/prime_numbers_get_hitched/

This link explains it very well, Basically prime numbers are the building blocks of numbers in general of math and no one has been able to find a pattern for over 2,000 years as to how they are distributed, until this guy Bernhard Riemann discovered that if you plotted the numbers in 2 dimensional space to give them height, you create landscape..and in this landscape you see a pattern of areas that are at 'sea level'. He hypothesized that all prime numbers fall in this zero area/sea level. it's called the Riemann hypothesis.

The landscape created by the Riemann hypothesis it turns out, directly matches the quantum energy levels of atoms. This is amazing! It's like in the Matrix where neo sees the code that builds his world. Again, I do not believe there is such a thing as 'random' and that everything has a pattern. Everything is ordered and anything that seems chaotic is not. Prime numbers seemed chaotic and without pattern for 2,000 years until Bernhard Riemann came up with his hypothesis. Same with the energy levels of atoms and their distribution.

This is cool shit, why does anyone use religion to answer the mysteries of life?? Math and science answer everything if we pry deep enough.

Cat shredded my face

  • Mar. 12th, 2009 at 10:58 PM
>stupid cat was sleeping on computer monitor..he fell off cus hes a dumb ass and as he fell he accidentally shredded my face.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/stupid_cat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/stupid_cat2.jpg

this is the dumb cat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/stupid_cat3.jpg

I was working on some CSS at the time and this is what was on my screen after the unfortunate incident:

accronym, abbr {
border-bottom898[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[:0px;
text-decoration:none;
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Watchmen is the worst movie ever made

  • Mar. 12th, 2009 at 12:02 AM
I saw Watchmen and HATED IT.

Ok..I didn't watch the whole thing I WALKED OUT after 1 hour because I thought to myself..jesus christ I have to sit through 2 more hours of shit shit?

Malin Akerman (Silk Spectre II) is without a doubt the world's worst actress. I have seen porn actresses who deserve an oscar for best actress compared to her. Episodes of Baywatch feature models delivering tear-inducing dramatic performances compared to her. She must give really damn good head because that is the only possible way someone without any acting skills whatsoever or martial arts skills landed a leading role in a major motion picture.

Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach) did not learn the lesson of Christian Bale as batman and decided to use an extremely irritating fake deep voice. Hey, Director Zack Snyder..if you want your character to have a deep imposing voice, CAST AN ACTOR WHO HAS THAT KIND OF VOICE.

Oh and if you enjoy staring at cock n' balls you are in for a treat as the character if Dr.Manhattan has the super power of rampant exhibitionism.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/dr_manhatten.jpg

The movie is paced incredibly slow, the characters are ridiculous and you can never for even a second take them seriously. There must be some sort of mass hysteria Brittney Spears style (one of the best-selling female singer of all time, Grammy award, etc.) for this to have been so popular of a story it merited a big-budget summer film.

I will never get my $10 back but at least I only wasted one hour of my life.

The back of my head! with Ben Affleck

  • Mar. 11th, 2009 at 1:09 PM
Screengrabs of me in the 'State of Play' trailer:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/movie%20sets/danstateofplay1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/movie%20sets/danstateofplay2.jpg

Here is my old LJ entry about the day we filmed: http://bboyneko.livejournal.com/299655.html

Nightmare on Elm Street 2 is HILARIOUS

  • Mar. 3rd, 2009 at 11:25 AM
If you haven't done so recently...watch nightmare on elm street 2..it's possibly the most unintentionally hilarious film of all time:





An update on the Hitachi 57" Rear Projection CRT HDTV ( Hitachi Model 57F59) from this post back in 2007.

I JUST learned thanks to the folks at the AVS Forums that you are supposed to CLEAN these things. Who knew?? So After reading detailed instructions, I took apart the TV, removed the screen, cleaned the mirror and lenses with a non ammonia based glass cleaner (vinegar-based windex works great), alligned the 3 RGB color guns and omg..the TV looks like a new tv. The images are stunning. Looks just as nice as plasma tv's that cost 3-4 times as much.

It's a shame they don't make these Rear-projection HDTV's anymore. I got my 57" HDTV for just under $1,100 in 2007!!! Even today you can't get a 57" Plasma HDTV for under $3,000. Anyway, just posting this so if anyone else who owns a rear projection HDTV and doesn't realize the TV needs to be cleaned every 6 months or so realizes it and takes action.

Law Abiding Citizen - Report from the set

  • Jan. 25th, 2009 at 10:57 PM
http://filmgordon.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jamie-foxx-2006-clive-davis-pre-grammy-awards-party-dxnrhj.jpg

I got to work recently on a new Jamie Foxx movie called 'Law Abiding Citizen' in Philadelphia. We filmed at City Hall. Jamie Foxx was very nice, and he sings a LOT in between takes. Everyone on set was VERY friendly, and I forgot your names but everyone in wardrobe, you guys were so awesome as was the makeup and hair department.

Depending on if they end up cutting the scene or not, you should be able to see me when the film is released. I walk up a set of stairs right by Jamie Foxx as he is walking down the stairs.

Yes we can has

  • Jan. 19th, 2009 at 2:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/Funny%20Images/yeswecanhas.jpg

I am headed to the inauguration tomorrow, I'll post back afterwards how it went.

Playmobile Security Checkpoint - Hilarious

  • Jan. 14th, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Playmobile Security Checkpoint

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41P26GW7ZVL._SS400_.jpg

Read the Reviews Here

I stumbled on this today, I am probably late to the game but the comments on that Amazon page are hilarious. Some gems:

After your passenger spends 4 hours getting past airport security ("I Love Freedom" T-shirt draws extra attention from security) you can have your character attend a George Bush rally from behind the 1st amendment barbed wire fencing 3 miles from Bush's appearance where your character will be maced and beaten for being there. Then, to complete the trifecta of freedom your character can travel to the U.S.- Mexico border and help build the border fence while patrolling for hordes of brown skinned devils trying to sneak into our country and cut our grass.


I hear Playmobil is coming out with a waterboarding torture set. I think I'll wait for that and buy them together to save on shipping.


While I'm sure your child will love this do we really want to reveal our security secrets to the terrorists? I bet al-Qaeda is training the next generation with this very product. I am saddened to learn that Playmobile hates America.


I suggest that Playmobil stamp "Arbeit Macht Frei" above the passenger portal on this item.

Carol Bartz plastic surgery photos

  • Jan. 13th, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Carol Bartz was just named CEO of Yahoo. She proves that making a shit-ton of money and paying for gastric bypass and plastic surgery goes a long way in climbing that corporate ladder.

Carol Bartz as she looked in 2000
Carol Bartz

Carol Bartz (2008)
Carol Bartz

Revolutionary Road: Movie review

  • Jan. 11th, 2009 at 11:18 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Revolutionary_road.jpg

Watch The Trailer

So I went to see 'Revolutionary Road' this past weekend.

I was not too optimistic about it after seeing the trailer, seemed like just another troubled couple film. But I am glad I gave it a chance, it was great!

I absolutely loved it. In my opinion, the theme and lesson of the film are: Children ruin everything.

The two main characters are stuck in a house with 2 children, the first was a mistake/oops that led to their marriage, and the 2nd was just to prove the first was not a mistake. Neither are very happy about the situation, and well, lots of other things happen. I usually have far less to say about a film that I like that one I had issues with, but this was a great film.

I was not a fan of 'American Beauty' but this takes many of the themes and setting of that film and perfects it. It is Sam Mendes opus.

Both Leo and Kate provide extremely strong performances. One of their best is a scrambled egg scene. You'll know what I mean when you see it.

Michael Shannon provided an amazing performance as a mentally disturbed man who will remind you very very much of Heath Ledger's Joker. Wonderful film from beginning to end, and I will leave it highly recommended to you.

Any awards the film receives for the actors, screenwriters or director are very very well deserved.


See the Trailer

So I went to see 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' courtesy of the movie studio itself Paramount Pictures (thanks paramount!). This is because I vote in the annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards. The film is based on a George Carlin joke. (just kidding)

Anyway, I'll do a conclusion first then elaborate.

Conclusion



The Bad


The film is too long ( 3 friggin hours???), lacks direction, has unconvincing old age effects. The whole 2nd half of the film is boring. Cate Blanchett's character is boring and lacking any depth. Unoriginal story elements of having the main characters appear in the movie very old then flashback to when they were young (like 'The Notebook' or 'Away from Her' or 'Titanic')

The Good


The film is visually beautiful (you'd expect nothing less from Fincher), the youthful effects are 100% convincing and amazing to behold. The first half of the film is awesome, reminds me of Forrest Gump. Tilda Swinton is in it. Good memorable eccentric characters like Benjamin Button himself, his mom, Captain Mike.

Elaborations (has some spoilers)


The movie is about a man who is born old and 'ages' young. The more years he is alive, the more youthful his body becomes. His father abandons him because he is horrified by his babies monstrous appearance. He is adopted by a black woman who can not have children of her own and raises him in a retirement home. The story is told from the Diary of Benjamin Button as his love interest Daisy lay dying on a hospital bed.

This first half of the film (covering about 25 years of his life) is the best part. I really enjoyed the eccentric old people in his retirement home and their stories, especially the guy who keeps saying he got struck by lightning seven times. I am pretty sure there is some symbolism there, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

The film gets a bit creepy when Benjamin Button meets his love interest, a 5 year old Cate Blanchett. It is creepy because this is a grown man (Brad Pitt) made up to look like an even OLDER man who is flirting with a 5-6 year old. At least they didn't kiss but they come close and yah..weird.

There was also a pointless sequence where he goes on a bus ride with a Nigerian man who tells him some stories about his wives being eaten by alligators. He eventually gets a job on a tugboat and meets one of the films best characters that injects some much-needed energy into the film, Captain Mike. Working with Captain Mike gets Benjamin the money and experience he needs to go off on his own, visit Russia, fuck Tilda Swinton (god I think shes gorgeous) and sink a German U-Boat.

Speaking of pointless, why did they set the film's modern sequence during Katrina? More symbolism I suppose, since multiple times in the film there are references to a 'coming storm'. Probably symbolizes our unavoidable eventual death as a brewing storm.

Anyway, The film gets VERY cheesy then by having Captain Mike become a Humming bird after he dies, since he loves Humming Birds. ('Tha' is not a bird..tha' is a friggin' miracle!') and then having Benjamin become a hummingbird when he dies.

Oh, just remembered another pointless sequence in the film. They tell the story of an old blind watchmaker who makes a clock that runs backward, so that he might get his son back from death. The insinuation is that somehow this caused Benjamin Button to be born. But its pointless and silly and just adds more time to the already too-long film.

Let me go on a tangent about movies that are excessively long.

Tangent on Excessively Long Movies


Ok quick movie history lesson, once upon a time Directors were Gods. Studios let them do anything they wanted. As a result, the directors would make ridiculously long movies (3 hour long Deer Hunter, 3 hour long Godfather, 5 hour long Heaven's gate) because well, the movie is their baby and they didn't want to cut off any chunk of it. Eventually the studios got tired of this and the modern movie era was born, the 2 hour or less running time for the MTV generation.

Lately, the studios have reverted back to allowing big-name directors make really really long movies. So they let Peter Jackson smoke crack and make the 3 hour long King Kong, the 3 hour long Lord of the Rings movies (even longer directors cut too if your that bored), the 3 hour long AI , 2 hour 30 minute batman. Personally, I feel there is almost no excuse for making a movie over2 hours. This usually happens because the director is in love with their own work and feel its just pure genius and the more we see of it the better. But they miss the important lesson of subtlety. Loud and excessive is not elegant, it is low brow. Its better to display only one sculpture for example than to display 100 beautiful sculpture..they get lost in their own excess.

Did we really need to spend ANY amount of screen time in The Dark Knight on 'Evil Azn Investment Banker Man'? Did we need to have a 20 minute long dinosaur stampede sequence in King Kong? And in the case of Benjamin Button, did we really need to waste any screen time on the visiting African man? On Benjamin going to New York and meeting Daisy's new BF? On him getting stuck on a roof as a old baby? On The blind watchmaker sequence? The unfurnished apartment sequence? There was so much excessive wasted screen time. The old lady Daisy was unnecessary and we as an audience could give less of a shit about their daughter. Anyway...

Back to the Review



The movie nukes the fridge when Benjamin finds out who his real father is, travels to New York and meets Daisy and her new BF. The film loses all focus and becomes an uninteresting unrequited / lost love story. Daisy's character is totally undeveloped, she comes off as a bit shallow and we really don't learn much about her other than she likes to dance and New York city and likes (much) older men. Around this point the only thing keeping me in the theater is to see what happens to Benjamin when he dies. Will he be a 5'10" baby? Will he turn into a fetus? Sadly nothing that interesting. He just becomes a little boy and then a baby and then dies.

Which makes no sense. They established he was born with all the ailments of old age, arthritis, brittle bones, non-elastic skin. Yet they have him develop dementia when he has the youthful body?

That was just a convenient way I guess, to make it so Daisy is not making out with a 8 year old since he forgets his past. But that didn't stop other films.

The film lacks any real direction. What was the point? What did we learn? It wasn't even that good of a love story. As cheesy as it was, 'The Notebook' was way better than this film and had an identical premise except for the reverse aging thing. About the only reason to see it is if you are a big Tilda Swinton fan (I am) or a big David Fincher fan (I am) or have a free ticket (I did). My butt was hurting around hour 2.45 like you wouldn't believe.

Also as a side thing:

Ten Things we learn from Benjamin Button


  1. The Father of the penguin in Batman returns wasn't the only guy who deserted his son because he was UGLY.

  2. twirling head-on into the middle of the street without heeding traffic is a perfectly safe activity that only bad luck could turn into tragedy.

  3. You can inherit a factory without ID.

  4. Aging makeup still sucks

  5. German submarines are no match for rickety tin tugboats

  6. If you get shot several times by heavy machine gun through vital organs, you will still have enough time to say something really profound before you die.

  7. Just because its 2009 does not mean we can not use the old 'Magical Negro' story device.

  8. When your wife starts to show signs of age, abandon her and your newborn baby to ride a motorcycle and wash clothes in India, then return years later for some sex.

  9. Dogs can live to be 30 years old

  10. Even after being born with a fantastic mutation that reverse ages you, you can still lead a very boring, unremarkable life.

Sprint HTC Touch Pro Review -iPhone killer

  • Dec. 25th, 2008 at 5:53 PM
http://img.gsmarena.com/vv/pics/htc/htc-touch-pro-02.jpg

So I just my HTC Touch Pro from sprint store in DC on Dec 24th. It is a new smartphone from High Tech Computer Corporation of Taiwan.

ROM version 1.03.651.4
Build Date 11/11/08

First, I'll post my conclusion first, then the details.

Conclusion: holy ^$&#*# this is the greatest thing I've ever owned or seen, my life up until this moment has been lived just to experience the HTC Touch Pro.

Review Details



Basically, this all started when I saw that Sprint was offering a 450 minutes + unlimited data plan for $69.99 a month (this includes sprint nav GPS services, internet, mail, text messages, EVERYTHING) This plan is cheaper than what my current plan was, so I switched. Then I glanced at my phone, a KRZR and realized it would not be able to fully take advantage of the data plan. So I began hunting for a smartphone.

I've never owned a smartphone before, so I was intimidated. I looked at the iphone, blackberrys etc. But the HTC Touch Pro really got to me. It has a beautiful interface, the touchflo 3d interface made by HTC.



That is the default touchflo interface, I modified mine to look like this:


I like my modified interface MUCH better than the stock interface..but I'll return to that topic later.

The phone has a full keyboard, which I love! I tried typing on iphone, its so annoying. This phone runs on Windows Mobile 6.1, which is a pretty boring-looking OS but it lets you do SO much.

Thanks to the developer community at http://forum.xda-developers.com and http://forum.ppcgeeks.com i was able to change many things about the phone to make it way better. I even loaded a UI called iFOnz that turns the device into an iphone clone, just for laughs:

http://www.freewarepocketpc.net/img2/ifonz_v0898_pocket_pc_2.jpg

What I love




  • Full, easy to type on keyboard

  • Touchflo 3D

  • Opera Browser is fantastic

  • VGA high res screen

  • No need for Stylus

  • It has a stylus

  • ability to heavily modify, device is not as padlocked as iphone

  • Sprint GPS with turn-by-turn directions, extremely fast lock and accurate

  • Built in AIM, Yahoo, MSN chat clients that parse URLs

  • Weather animations in touchflo 3D

  • SD card can be hot swapped

  • Came with high quaility screen protector, tons of accessories

  • Phone is tiny!

  • Phone is FAST, it really feels like a handheld laptop capable of just about anything

  • installing and uninstalling programs is very very easy




What I didn't love, but managed to fix within 24 hours




  • Low speaker volume in phone calls (loaded a tweaked sound modification, now its PERFECT)

  • Slow SD card navigation

  • Sprint branded UI (I removed sprint logo and all sprint crap)

  • Locking is boring (I loaded a slide-to-unlock program just like iphones feature)

  • Screen does not always rotate (loaded a file to make this work in everything except touchflo 3D)

  • Did not come with car charger (bought one for $7)

  • Boring looking contact list (loaded iContact for an iphone-like contact list)

  • File explorer does not give you the kind of power you'd need to copy lots of files, rename etc.

  • Calendar is boring

  • Opera kept taking me to mobile versions of website



What I didn't love but I can't fix


No headphone jack without a USB adaptor

So once you remove the stuff I didn't like since I fixed it with programs, then theres only one tiny thing I don't love, the no headphones thing. I dont plan on storing a ton of music on here though but it would be nice to have the jack without the usb adapter.

A lot of people felt the phone was thick, not me. This is my first smart phone so maybe people are used to other thinner phones, but the keyboard makes me so happy. I really really really love the GPS. The phone is beautiful and worth every penny. If you are considering a smartphone this is the one for you, you can get it really cheap at bestbuy until dec 25 with a new account and 2-year contract, or at a sprint store. To me, this is the iPhone killer. But then again I can understand that many people don't want to go around to forums installing applications to modify their phone and prefer it just works out of the box without much hassle.

Here is another good video review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecvGg8qgq5o

here is my video:

bush ducks and covers: matrix style

  • Dec. 15th, 2008 at 12:22 AM
bush dodges shoes matrix

bush dodges shoe matrix

I made these today inspired by this:



Tina Fey Scar story revealed

  • Dec. 1st, 2008 at 5:46 PM
tina fey finally revealed the story behind her scar! But i dunoo..it rings kind of BS...it sounds too bizarre to be true. I believe she was cut..but not by a stranger for no reason. I bet a relative or parent was behind it and programed her to tell the BS story to protect the family.



Finally got married

  • Nov. 20th, 2008 at 9:01 PM
I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. Here are the pictures from out ceremony:

fat wife

fat wife

I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

fat wife


The beautiful brides maids:

fat wife



My army buddies were all over them.

fat wife

Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies

fat wife

My wifes favorite part of the night

fat wife

Here we are on the way to our honeymoon, happiest day of my life!

fat wife

here we are at the beach!

fat wife

These nice guys who were helping rescue whales on the beach ran over to us so excited about having rescued a whale. They were so happy they accidentally threw this big net on my wife, and we all had a big laugh. Here is an article talking about the rescue:

fat wife

don't be jealous guys. She has a sister and shes single. I'm sure I can arrange a date if you are her type.

fat wife

My friend Peter was so excited at our wedding.

Obama punches McCain

  • Nov. 20th, 2008 at 5:20 PM


after seeing that YouTube I made this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/bboyneko/Funny%20Images/obama_mccain_punch.gif

Carrottop SMASH

  • Nov. 19th, 2008 at 3:54 PM
carrottop likes roids lol

http://socialitelife.com/images/carrottop-tm.jpg

(that's a real pic, no photoshop)

Let the Right One In movie review

  • Nov. 12th, 2008 at 11:05 AM
Let the right one in movie poster

View the trailer here

So this past weekend I went to see "Let The Right One In" (Låt den rätte komma in) which is a Swedish vampire movie that just came out here in the US.

They are of course, going to be making an english remake in 2009.

Anyway, it got 96% good reviews on Rotten tomatoes so I naturally felt I had to go see it. Basically I would summarize it as 'My Girl' except with vampires. It has no real plot though, no real villain, no real development at all. It seems like some elaborate revenge fantasy made up by the books author against childhood bullies. It is beautiful to behold, has fantastic scenery with real snow. Can you believe it? REAL SNOW. Movies like 30 days of night used so much fake snow it made it hard for me to get INTO the movie when the snow they passed off as real snow looks fake as shit.

So it's worth seeing for the beautiful direction and imagery, but is it a good movie? I'd say no. The entire theater was laughing their asses off at the ending sequence, and also at another scene involving cats I won't give away.

Basically it was hard to take the movie seriously after that.
Considering the Obama administrations possible ban of assault rifles I thought I'd show some quotes:


"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined. The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun."
- Patrick Henry

"Militias, when properly formed, are in fact the people themselves and include all men capable of bearing arms."
- Trench Coxe

"What, Sir, is the use of a militia? It is to prevent the establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty.... Whenever Governments mean to invade the rights and liberties of the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order to raise an army upon their ruins."
- George Mason

"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
- Richard Henry Lee

"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."
- Thomas Jefferson

"The best we can help for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed."
- Alexander Hamilton

"What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined or determined to commit crimes. Such laws only make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assassins; they serve to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
-Thomas Jefferson

"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the people's liberty teeth and keystone... the rifle and the pistol are equally indispensable... more than
99% of them by their silence indicate that they are in safe and sane hands. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference. When firearms go, all goes,we need them every hour."
- George Washington


Not to mention the term 'assault rifle' when applied to civilian semi-automatic rifles is shamefully ignorant, inaccurate and misleading:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle

An assault rifle is a selective fire rifle or carbine firing ammunition with muzzle energies intermediate between those typical of pistol and high-powered rifle ammunition. Assault rifles are the standard small arms in most modern armies, having largely replaced or supplemented larger, more powerful battle rifles, such as the World War II-era M1 Garand and SVT-40. Examples of assault rifles include the AK-47, the M16 rifle, and the Steyr AUG.

Semi-automatic rifles, though confusingly classified in the USA as assault weapons by the now defunct 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, are not assault rifles as they are not selective fire. Belt-fed weapons or rifles with fixed magazines also do not meet the definition of an assault rifle.


It's just incredibly ignorant and idiotic. How can a man so intelligent in so many other things be so woefully stupid when it comes to firearms? The great problem in our nation is handgun crime, not assault rifle crime. It boggles my mind.

What would Martin Luthor King say?

  • Nov. 6th, 2008 at 6:17 AM
It's extremely ironic that on the day we elect the first black president of the United States, 70% of black voters in California voted to ban gay marriage by amending their state constitution.

gay marriage

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