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10 things I learned from watching 'State of Play' (spoilers)
- DC Cops respond to incidents in Crystal City, Virginia
- You can leave a hospital on the 3rd floor via elevator, run across the street to a building where you stashed your silence sniper rifle, and shoot the recovering patient all in the time it takes for a journalist to walk from the same elevator to the hospital room.
- There is plenty of convenient parking in Washington DC
- Reporters drink..ALL THE TIME
- You can learn a lot of useful information from sweaty guys named Vic if you agree to not one, but two dates
- Even after your best friend sleeps with your wife you can still continue to trust him, and should be astonished if he betrays you again.
- You can shove a woman during busy morning commute onto the path of a train and there will be zero witnesses to see you do it.
- If you plan on shoving a woman onto the path of a train, and there are only 3 blind spots in the cameras in the metro, your victim will automatically stand right in the sweet spot.
- The only purpose of parking garages in movies is for the psycho guy to stalk you. That and car chases.
- If a story is important enough then people should have newsprint on their fingers when they read it. No need to you know, post it online or anything. It can wait.
- Editors serve no purpose other than to let their reporters do whatever they want.
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"Unfortunately you were given wrong information as was the public," McAllister wrote in the e-mail "All I have to say to you is Philip is a beautiful person inside and out and could not hurt a fly! A police officer in Boston (or many) is trying to make big bucks by selling this false story to the TV stations. What else is new?? Philip is an intelligent man who is just trying to life his life so if you could leave us alone we would greatly appreciate it. We expect to marry in August and share and wonderful, meaningful life together."
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/04/bu_student_char.html
lol..looks like pre-med students get their trophy wives before earning the degree.
Also, I saw photos of the girls he killed:

NOW IM MAD!
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Stranger: hi
You: I flew with your old man. VF-51, the Oriskany. You're a lot like he was. Only better... and worse. He was a natural heroic son of a bitch that one.
Stranger: lol
You: You're here 'cause you're the top one per cent of all naval aviators.
Stranger: gimmy dat cp?
You: Ghost Rider, this is Strike. We have unknown aircraft inbound Mustang. Your vector zero-nine-zero for bogey.
Stranger: oh shi
You: ONE ON OUR SIX! BUG OUT! BUG OUT!
Stranger: oh shit oh sh
You: Bring it left. Bring it left, You're high.
Stranger: redleader standing by
You: Don't screw around with me Maverick. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't.
Stranger: yes
You: The rules of engagement are not flexible. They exist for your safety. You will obey them.Is that clear?
Stranger: because we must destroy the dethstar
You: Is that why you fly the way you do? Trying to prove something? Yeah your old man did it right. What I'm about to tell you is classified. It could end my career. We were in the worst dogfight I ever dreamed of. There were bogeys like fireflies all over the sky. His F-4 was hit, and he was wounded, but he could've made it back. He stayed in it, saved three planes before he bought it.
Stranger: get ready
You: The hottest moves in the world aren't gonna help you if you wind up alone. Your wingman's got to be able to follow you. Trust you. Know that he can depend on you. It's more than just fancy flying.
Stranger: its okay
You: You fly reckless. Great instincts. No discipline. That ambush today, you followed your emotions instead of your wingman. Of course you got killed...and well deserved to. It was a really stupid mistake. In battle, it gets people killed.
Stranger: i have photon torpedos
You: Talent is no holy shield. Von Richtofen was killed by a farm boy. Instincts are not enough. Do it our way. We've worked these things out. The good pilots can become better and the great ones can learn how to stay alive. Why do you have to do everything the hard way?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i know
You: My first squadron in Vietnam, we lost eight out of eighteen planes. Ten guys. The first one kills you, but there'll be others--you can count on it.
Stranger: ackbar be with us
Stranger: my squad onj alduran died
Stranger: and its all your fault
You: Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!
You: BREAK LEFT! BREAK LEFT! CHAFF! FLARES!
You: GHOST RIDER, THIS IS MUSTANG. PERMISSION TO FIRE. PERMISSION TO FIRE.
Stranger: red leader
Stranger: gratns
Stranger: stay sharp
You: VOODOO ONE, MUSTANG. VOODOO THREE IS HIT. GOING DOWN. WILL ATTEMPT SAR.
Stranger: you got 3 at 6:00
You: I'm gonna take him, Goose.
Stranger: thanks
You: We can send you back to your squadron with nothing noted on your record except "CNC" --course not completed, no explanation required. Theoretically, it doesn't hurt your career, but people always wonder about things like that.
You: All you've got is one life. I guess it's worth about the same to every body. You ever see an old woman after her husband has died?
Stranger: pull up
You: And the meaningless years of decline stretch ahead... When you're in the air and doing something really dangerous, you can look ahead... maybe ten seconds. That's your whole future. That's as far as it goes. But imagine what those seconds are worth.
Stranger: your gonna crash!!!
Stranger: ARHFHAGUHUIOGSHNUIOAGHDUIOHGAUIOGHIOAGHU
You: Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the tax payers do!
Stranger: GARGAMESH!
here is a video I uploaded in response to Director Jon Chu's request for dancers for Step Up 3D
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- The capitalists generate their wealth by exploiting employees. An employee is not paid according to the true worth of his labor but according to what the employer is willing to pay him. The employer pays him less than what his labor is worth so that the employer can make a profit when he sells the produce.
- Wealth and unequal distribution can create social problems (such as higher crime rates).
- Government interference in markets can be skewed to benefit the wealthy. In particular, wealthy people have the financial means and incentives to influence or corrupt government officials and to lobby for favorable legislation.
- Many people have little wealth left over after living expenses, so they can't make it grow quickly. This further deepens the disparity between rich and poor.
- Persistent long-term inequality of wealth undermines the motivation of the poor to improve their stance. This creates not only direct but perpetual sociological inequity.
- Wealthy people save relatively more than poor people. Hence some economists believe that an unequal distribution of wealth undermines an economy's mass buying power, effectively leading to lower aggregate sales, reduced wealth production, unemployment and crises.
- Wealth is defined and judged incorrectly, in many different ways. In particular, people may attach value to things for seemingly irrational reasons (sentimental value). Some may also value spiritual development more than material wealth. Capitalism's focus on absolute monetary value thus undermines the legitimacy of alternate paradigms.
- The wealthy may not put their wealth to productive use. For example, they may buy land just to deny access to it to others, for personal or environmental reasons. They may buy out other companies that produce better products but are a competitor, and then sit on the product not allowing it to be released to the public.
- When everything is done for profit, it creates immoral systems. For example, healthcare is currently for-profit. As a result insurance companies will seek whatever means possible to deny expensive care to people to maximize their profit. People who are poor can not afford health care and have a lower quality of life as a result. Many life-saving operations such as organ transplants are so expensive few can afford them and die instead.
- The disparity between the laborer and the employer is enormous. Currently many executives earn over 500 times what their employees earn.
- Companies can easily circumvent moral hazard of bad decisions by being 'too big to fail'. The company is so large and employs so many people that if it were to fail the entire nations economy would plunge. The companies can use this is blackmail to the Government forcing the government to grant large bailouts. This therefore encourages exploitative and damaging investments and tactics by companies.
- Capitalism encourages debt. Laborers are granted access to loaned money with interest, and encouraged to purchase large items they can not afford to purchase with cash like a house or a car or an education, and then enslaved to that debt for 30 years or more. By the time the debt is paid off the total money repaid is often times more than twice what was borrowed.
- Capitalism does not care about individual people, only profit. As a result many companies try to get as much labor as possible from as few people as possible, ideally eliminating employees all together. The drive for cheaper labor to maximize profits results in labor being imported from overseas, which takes away jobs from those who live within the capitalist nation.
- Capitalism encourages people to seek careers in whichever field generates the most income. Thus someone who would have been a promising teacher instead becomes an investment banker solely for the money. People do what pays the most, not what they love the most, or what they are naturally talented at. Vital work for social health such as teachers, social workers, librarians, are paid the least.
- Capitalism discourages the pursuit of pure science. Funding is easy to find for profitable fields such as baldness treatment, impotence, obesity, skin care and other cosmetic issues, while funding for pure sciences such as theoretical physics, space exploration, etc are much harder to obtain.
- Capitalism encourages people to seek to amass wealth and possessions rather than to help their fellow man or society. It breeds selfishness and discourages selflesness. There is no profit in helping those who have no means to repay you.
- Capitalism displaces justice. The wealthy can afford more talented lawyers and buy their way out of excessive jail time or punishments. They can afford higher fines and fees. The poor can not afford good legal defense and suffer harsher sentences as a result.

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Cat scratched my face..stupid cat.

2nd photo is me after 1 week of treatment to my wound with nothing but honey.
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It's a shame they stopped making rear-projection CRT HTDVs, even plasma tv do not have better blacks and it kicks the shit out of LCDs in terms of color gamut. The only downside is it weighs like 200 pounds and requires semi-annual cleaning of the lenses to maintain good picture quality.
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http://seedmagazine.com/content/art
This link explains it very well, Basically prime numbers are the building blocks of numbers in general of math and no one has been able to find a pattern for over 2,000 years as to how they are distributed, until this guy Bernhard Riemann discovered that if you plotted the numbers in 2 dimensional space to give them height, you create landscape..and in this landscape you see a pattern of areas that are at 'sea level'. He hypothesized that all prime numbers fall in this zero area/sea level. it's called the Riemann hypothesis.
The landscape created by the Riemann hypothesis it turns out, directly matches the quantum energy levels of atoms. This is amazing! It's like in the Matrix where neo sees the code that builds his world. Again, I do not believe there is such a thing as 'random' and that everything has a pattern. Everything is ordered and anything that seems chaotic is not. Prime numbers seemed chaotic and without pattern for 2,000 years until Bernhard Riemann came up with his hypothesis. Same with the energy levels of atoms and their distribution.
This is cool shit, why does anyone use religion to answer the mysteries of life?? Math and science answer everything if we pry deep enough.
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this is the dumb cat:

I was working on some CSS at the time and this is what was on my screen after the unfortunate incident:
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Ok..I didn't watch the whole thing I WALKED OUT after 1 hour because I thought to myself..jesus christ I have to sit through 2 more hours of shit shit?
Malin Akerman (Silk Spectre II) is without a doubt the world's worst actress. I have seen porn actresses who deserve an oscar for best actress compared to her. Episodes of Baywatch feature models delivering tear-inducing dramatic performances compared to her. She must give really damn good head because that is the only possible way someone without any acting skills whatsoever or martial arts skills landed a leading role in a major motion picture.
Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach) did not learn the lesson of Christian Bale as batman and decided to use an extremely irritating fake deep voice. Hey, Director Zack Snyder..if you want your character to have a deep imposing voice, CAST AN ACTOR WHO HAS THAT KIND OF VOICE.
Oh and if you enjoy staring at cock n' balls you are in for a treat as the character if Dr.Manhattan has the super power of rampant exhibitionism.

The movie is paced incredibly slow, the characters are ridiculous and you can never for even a second take them seriously. There must be some sort of mass hysteria Brittney Spears style (one of the best-selling female singer of all time, Grammy award, etc.) for this to have been so popular of a story it merited a big-budget summer film.
I will never get my $10 back but at least I only wasted one hour of my life.
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Here is my old LJ entry about the day we filmed: http://bboyneko.livejournal.com/299
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I JUST learned thanks to the folks at the AVS Forums that you are supposed to CLEAN these things. Who knew?? So After reading detailed instructions, I took apart the TV, removed the screen, cleaned the mirror and lenses with a non ammonia based glass cleaner (vinegar-based windex works great), alligned the 3 RGB color guns and omg..the TV looks like a new tv. The images are stunning. Looks just as nice as plasma tv's that cost 3-4 times as much.
It's a shame they don't make these Rear-projection HDTV's anymore. I got my 57" HDTV for just under $1,100 in 2007!!! Even today you can't get a 57" Plasma HDTV for under $3,000. Anyway, just posting this so if anyone else who owns a rear projection HDTV and doesn't realize the TV needs to be cleaned every 6 months or so realizes it and takes action.
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I got to work recently on a new Jamie Foxx movie called 'Law Abiding Citizen' in Philadelphia. We filmed at City Hall. Jamie Foxx was very nice, and he sings a LOT in between takes. Everyone on set was VERY friendly, and I forgot your names but everyone in wardrobe, you guys were so awesome as was the makeup and hair department.
Depending on if they end up cutting the scene or not, you should be able to see me when the film is released. I walk up a set of stairs right by Jamie Foxx as he is walking down the stairs.
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I am headed to the inauguration tomorrow, I'll post back afterwards how it went.
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here is a cellphone pic I snapped at today's concert


Read the Reviews Here
I stumbled on this today, I am probably late to the game but the comments on that Amazon page are hilarious. Some gems:
After your passenger spends 4 hours getting past airport security ("I Love Freedom" T-shirt draws extra attention from security) you can have your character attend a George Bush rally from behind the 1st amendment barbed wire fencing 3 miles from Bush's appearance where your character will be maced and beaten for being there. Then, to complete the trifecta of freedom your character can travel to the U.S.- Mexico border and help build the border fence while patrolling for hordes of brown skinned devils trying to sneak into our country and cut our grass.
I hear Playmobil is coming out with a waterboarding torture set. I think I'll wait for that and buy them together to save on shipping.
While I'm sure your child will love this do we really want to reveal our security secrets to the terrorists? I bet al-Qaeda is training the next generation with this very product. I am saddened to learn that Playmobile hates America.
I suggest that Playmobil stamp "Arbeit Macht Frei" above the passenger portal on this item.
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Carol Bartz as she looked in 2000

Carol Bartz (2008)

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Watch The Trailer
So I went to see 'Revolutionary Road' this past weekend.
I was not too optimistic about it after seeing the trailer, seemed like just another troubled couple film. But I am glad I gave it a chance, it was great!
I absolutely loved it. In my opinion, the theme and lesson of the film are: Children ruin everything.
The two main characters are stuck in a house with 2 children, the first was a mistake/oops that led to their marriage, and the 2nd was just to prove the first was not a mistake. Neither are very happy about the situation, and well, lots of other things happen. I usually have far less to say about a film that I like that one I had issues with, but this was a great film.
I was not a fan of 'American Beauty' but this takes many of the themes and setting of that film and perfects it. It is Sam Mendes opus.
Both Leo and Kate provide extremely strong performances. One of their best is a scrambled egg scene. You'll know what I mean when you see it.
Michael Shannon provided an amazing performance as a mentally disturbed man who will remind you very very much of Heath Ledger's Joker. Wonderful film from beginning to end, and I will leave it highly recommended to you.
Any awards the film receives for the actors, screenwriters or director are very very well deserved.
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See the Trailer
So I went to see 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' courtesy of the movie studio itself Paramount Pictures (thanks paramount!). This is because I vote in the annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards. The film is based on a George Carlin joke. (just kidding)
Anyway, I'll do a conclusion first then elaborate.
Conclusion
The Bad
The film is too long ( 3 friggin hours???), lacks direction, has unconvincing old age effects. The whole 2nd half of the film is boring. Cate Blanchett's character is boring and lacking any depth. Unoriginal story elements of having the main characters appear in the movie very old then flashback to when they were young (like 'The Notebook' or 'Away from Her' or 'Titanic')
The Good
The film is visually beautiful (you'd expect nothing less from Fincher), the youthful effects are 100% convincing and amazing to behold. The first half of the film is awesome, reminds me of Forrest Gump. Tilda Swinton is in it. Good memorable eccentric characters like Benjamin Button himself, his mom, Captain Mike.
Elaborations (has some spoilers)
The movie is about a man who is born old and 'ages' young. The more years he is alive, the more youthful his body becomes. His father abandons him because he is horrified by his babies monstrous appearance. He is adopted by a black woman who can not have children of her own and raises him in a retirement home. The story is told from the Diary of Benjamin Button as his love interest Daisy lay dying on a hospital bed.
This first half of the film (covering about 25 years of his life) is the best part. I really enjoyed the eccentric old people in his retirement home and their stories, especially the guy who keeps saying he got struck by lightning seven times. I am pretty sure there is some symbolism there, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
The film gets a bit creepy when Benjamin Button meets his love interest, a 5 year old Cate Blanchett. It is creepy because this is a grown man (Brad Pitt) made up to look like an even OLDER man who is flirting with a 5-6 year old. At least they didn't kiss but they come close and yah..weird. There was also a pointless sequence where he goes on a bus ride with a Nigerian man who tells him some stories about his wives being eaten by alligators. He eventually gets a job on a tugboat and meets one of the films best characters that injects some much-needed energy into the film, Captain Mike. Working with Captain Mike gets Benjamin the money and experience he needs to go off on his own, visit Russia, fuck Tilda Swinton (god I think shes gorgeous) and sink a German U-Boat.
Speaking of pointless, why did they set the film's modern sequence during Katrina? More symbolism I suppose, since multiple times in the film there are references to a 'coming storm'. Probably symbolizes our unavoidable eventual death as a brewing storm.
Anyway, The film gets VERY cheesy then by having Captain Mike become a Humming bird after he dies, since he loves Humming Birds. ('Tha' is not a bird..tha' is a friggin' miracle!') and then having Benjamin become a hummingbird when he dies.
Oh, just remembered another pointless sequence in the film. They tell the story of an old blind watchmaker who makes a clock that runs backward, so that he might get his son back from death. The insinuation is that somehow this caused Benjamin Button to be born. But its pointless and silly and just adds more time to the already too-long film.
Let me go on a tangent about movies that are excessively long.
Tangent on Excessively Long Movies
Ok quick movie history lesson, once upon a time Directors were Gods. Studios let them do anything they wanted. As a result, the directors would make ridiculously long movies (3 hour long Deer Hunter, 3 hour long Godfather, 5 hour long Heaven's gate) because well, the movie is their baby and they didn't want to cut off any chunk of it. Eventually the studios got tired of this and the modern movie era was born, the 2 hour or less running time for the MTV generation.
Lately, the studios have reverted back to allowing big-name directors make really really long movies. So they let Peter Jackson smoke crack and make the 3 hour long King Kong, the 3 hour long Lord of the Rings movies (even longer directors cut too if your that bored), the 3 hour long AI , 2 hour 30 minute batman. Personally, I feel there is almost no excuse for making a movie over2 hours. This usually happens because the director is in love with their own work and feel its just pure genius and the more we see of it the better. But they miss the important lesson of subtlety. Loud and excessive is not elegant, it is low brow. Its better to display only one sculpture for example than to display 100 beautiful sculpture..they get lost in their own excess.
Did we really need to spend ANY amount of screen time in The Dark Knight on 'Evil Azn Investment Banker Man'? Did we need to have a 20 minute long dinosaur stampede sequence in King Kong? And in the case of Benjamin Button, did we really need to waste any screen time on the visiting African man? On Benjamin going to New York and meeting Daisy's new BF? On him getting stuck on a roof as a old baby? On The blind watchmaker sequence? The unfurnished apartment sequence? There was so much excessive wasted screen time. The old lady Daisy was unnecessary and we as an audience could give less of a shit about their daughter. Anyway...
Back to the Review
The movie nukes the fridge when Benjamin finds out who his real father is, travels to New York and meets Daisy and her new BF. The film loses all focus and becomes an uninteresting unrequited / lost love story. Daisy's character is totally undeveloped, she comes off as a bit shallow and we really don't learn much about her other than she likes to dance and New York city and likes (much) older men. Around this point the only thing keeping me in the theater is to see what happens to Benjamin when he dies. Will he be a 5'10" baby? Will he turn into a fetus? Sadly nothing that interesting. He just becomes a little boy and then a baby and then dies.
Which makes no sense. They established he was born with all the ailments of old age, arthritis, brittle bones, non-elastic skin. Yet they have him develop dementia when he has the youthful body?
That was just a convenient way I guess, to make it so Daisy is not making out with a 8 year old since he forgets his past. But that didn't stop other films.The film lacks any real direction. What was the point? What did we learn? It wasn't even that good of a love story. As cheesy as it was, 'The Notebook' was way better than this film and had an identical premise except for the reverse aging thing. About the only reason to see it is if you are a big Tilda Swinton fan (I am) or a big David Fincher fan (I am) or have a free ticket (I did). My butt was hurting around hour 2.45 like you wouldn't believe.
Also as a side thing:
Ten Things we learn from Benjamin Button
- The Father of the penguin in Batman returns wasn't the only guy who deserted his son because he was UGLY.
- twirling head-on into the middle of the street without heeding traffic is a perfectly safe activity that only bad luck could turn into tragedy.
- You can inherit a factory without ID.
- Aging makeup still sucks
- German submarines are no match for rickety tin tugboats
- If you get shot several times by heavy machine gun through vital organs, you will still have enough time to say something really profound before you die.
- Just because its 2009 does not mean we can not use the old 'Magical Negro' story device.
- When your wife starts to show signs of age, abandon her and your newborn baby to ride a motorcycle and wash clothes in India, then return years later for some sex.
- Dogs can live to be 30 years old
- Even after being born with a fantastic mutation that reverse ages you, you can still lead a very boring, unremarkable life.
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So I just my HTC Touch Pro from sprint store in DC on Dec 24th. It is a new smartphone from High Tech Computer Corporation of Taiwan.
ROM version 1.03.651.4
Build Date 11/11/08
First, I'll post my conclusion first, then the details.
Conclusion: holy ^$*# this is the greatest thing I've ever owned or seen, my life up until this moment has been lived just to experience the HTC Touch Pro.
Review Details
Basically, this all started when I saw that Sprint was offering a 450 minutes + unlimited data plan for $69.99 a month (this includes sprint nav GPS services, internet, mail, text messages, EVERYTHING) This plan is cheaper than what my current plan was, so I switched. Then I glanced at my phone, a KRZR and realized it would not be able to fully take advantage of the data plan. So I began hunting for a smartphone.
I've never owned a smartphone before, so I was intimidated. I looked at the iphone, blackberrys etc. But the HTC Touch Pro really got to me. It has a beautiful interface, the touchflo 3d interface made by HTC.
That is the default touchflo interface, I modified mine to look like this:

I like my modified interface MUCH better than the stock interface..but I'll return to that topic later.
The phone has a full keyboard, which I love! I tried typing on iphone, its so annoying. This phone runs on Windows Mobile 6.1, which is a pretty boring-looking OS but it lets you do SO much.
Thanks to the developer community at http://forum.xda-developers.com and http://forum.ppcgeeks.com i was able to change many things about the phone to make it way better. I even loaded a UI called iFOnz that turns the device into an iphone clone, just for laughs:

What I love
- Full, easy to type on keyboard
- Touchflo 3D
- Opera Browser is fantastic
- VGA high res screen
- No need for Stylus
- It has a stylus
- ability to heavily modify, device is not as padlocked as iphone
- Sprint GPS with turn-by-turn directions, extremely fast lock and accurate
- Built in AIM, Yahoo, MSN chat clients that parse URLs
- Weather animations in touchflo 3D
- SD card can be hot swapped
- Came with high quaility screen protector, tons of accessories
- Phone is tiny!
- Phone is FAST, it really feels like a handheld laptop capable of just about anything
- installing and uninstalling programs is very very easy
What I didn't love, but managed to fix within 24 hours
- Low speaker volume in phone calls (loaded a tweaked sound modification, now its PERFECT)
- Slow SD card navigation
- Sprint branded UI (I removed sprint logo and all sprint crap)
- Locking is boring (I loaded a slide-to-unlock program just like iphones feature)
- Screen does not always rotate (loaded a file to make this work in everything except touchflo 3D)
- Did not come with car charger (bought one for $7)
- Boring looking contact list (loaded iContact for an iphone-like contact list)
- File explorer does not give you the kind of power you'd need to copy lots of files, rename etc.
- Calendar is boring
- Opera kept taking me to mobile versions of website
What I didn't love but I can't fix
No headphone jack without a USB adaptor
So once you remove the stuff I didn't like since I fixed it with programs, then theres only one tiny thing I don't love, the no headphones thing. I dont plan on storing a ton of music on here though but it would be nice to have the jack without the usb adapter.
A lot of people felt the phone was thick, not me. This is my first smart phone so maybe people are used to other thinner phones, but the keyboard makes me so happy. I really really really love the GPS. The phone is beautiful and worth every penny. If you are considering a smartphone this is the one for you, you can get it really cheap at bestbuy until dec 25 with a new account and 2-year contract, or at a sprint store. To me, this is the iPhone killer. But then again I can understand that many people don't want to go around to forums installing applications to modify their phone and prefer it just works out of the box without much hassle.
Here is another good video review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecvGg8qg
here is my video:
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I made these today inspired by this:


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I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

The beautiful brides maids:

My army buddies were all over them.

Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies

My wifes favorite part of the night

Here we are on the way to our honeymoon, happiest day of my life!

here we are at the beach!

These nice guys who were helping rescue whales on the beach ran over to us so excited about having rescued a whale. They were so happy they accidentally threw this big net on my wife, and we all had a big laugh. Here is an article talking about the rescue:

don't be jealous guys. She has a sister and shes single. I'm sure I can arrange a date if you are her type.

My friend Peter was so excited at our wedding.
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after seeing that YouTube I made this:

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(that's a real pic, no photoshop)
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View the trailer here
So this past weekend I went to see "Let The Right One In" (Låt den rätte komma in) which is a Swedish vampire movie that just came out here in the US.
They are of course, going to be making an english remake in 2009.
Anyway, it got 96% good reviews on Rotten tomatoes so I naturally felt I had to go see it. Basically I would summarize it as 'My Girl' except with vampires. It has no real plot though, no real villain, no real development at all. It seems like some elaborate revenge fantasy made up by the books author against childhood bullies. It is beautiful to behold, has fantastic scenery with real snow. Can you believe it? REAL SNOW. Movies like 30 days of night used so much fake snow it made it hard for me to get INTO the movie when the snow they passed off as real snow looks fake as shit.
So it's worth seeing for the beautiful direction and imagery, but is it a good movie? I'd say no. The entire theater was laughing their asses off at the ending sequence, and also at another scene involving cats I won't give away.
Basically it was hard to take the movie seriously after that.
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"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined. The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun."
- Patrick Henry
"Militias, when properly formed, are in fact the people themselves and include all men capable of bearing arms."
- Trench Coxe
"What, Sir, is the use of a militia? It is to prevent the establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty.... Whenever Governments mean to invade the rights and liberties of the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order to raise an army upon their ruins."
- George Mason
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
- Richard Henry Lee
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."
- Thomas Jefferson
"The best we can help for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed."
- Alexander Hamilton
"What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms."
- Thomas Jefferson
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined or determined to commit crimes. Such laws only make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assassins; they serve to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
-Thomas Jefferson
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the people's liberty teeth and keystone... the rifle and the pistol are equally indispensable... more than
99% of them by their silence indicate that they are in safe and sane hands. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference. When firearms go, all goes,we need them every hour."
- George Washington
Not to mention the term 'assault rifle' when applied to civilian semi-automatic rifles is shamefully ignorant, inaccurate and misleading:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rif
An assault rifle is a selective fire rifle or carbine firing ammunition with muzzle energies intermediate between those typical of pistol and high-powered rifle ammunition. Assault rifles are the standard small arms in most modern armies, having largely replaced or supplemented larger, more powerful battle rifles, such as the World War II-era M1 Garand and SVT-40. Examples of assault rifles include the AK-47, the M16 rifle, and the Steyr AUG.
Semi-automatic rifles, though confusingly classified in the USA as assault weapons by the now defunct 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, are not assault rifles as they are not selective fire. Belt-fed weapons or rifles with fixed magazines also do not meet the definition of an assault rifle.
It's just incredibly ignorant and idiotic. How can a man so intelligent in so many other things be so woefully stupid when it comes to firearms? The great problem in our nation is handgun crime, not assault rifle crime. It boggles my mind.
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So I ran out and got Little Big Planet, a game I have been so excited about. Here is the gameplay trailer to give you an idea of what the game looks and feels like.
I only played for a few hours, but greatly enjoyed it. I usually skip tutorials but it was so fun and so integrated into the feel of the game I just had to sit through it. Even the opening credits are interactive and fun. The sack people are SO cute and I love how different you can make yourself look with costumes and stickers and accessories. My sackboy ended up being a pirate bunny complete with cute fluffy bunny tail and hook hand and eye patch.
Sadly, the online servers were down but thats ok because the single player game is a blast. The challenge will definitely be in finding 100% of the items in every map. The harder levels are quite hard too, but still have such a nice sense of fun. I was very impressed by everything, it has a flawless user interface, so intuitive and fun to use. The music is fantastic, the physics impressive. This is a game-changer, this game sets a new precedent for what an innovative game is. The ability to create any map you want is amazing and although I am sure some inappropriate levels will be made, overall there will some fantastic stuff. I haven't tried the map creation part of the game yet, but plan on toying with it soon. Just look at some of the maps made during the beta phase:
Some Cool User Created Maps
Here is one 9/11 Little Big Planet map, and another.
Also here is a pac-man map, a working calculator that is composed of 610 magnetic switches, 500 Wires, 430 pistons and 70 emitters and god knows what else, and of course a super mario map.
Little Big Planet Humor


Overall I give the game a 11/10 and it's the only reason you'll ever need to own a PS3.
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this is very impressive, don't know how they did the special effects
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Choosing a god is a very important and difficult task as there are so many to choose from. Picking the wrong god could result in eternal damnation and fire. Can you take that chance? I thought not... Let's get started...
1. Assemble a complete list of all the gods ever worshiped. Many of these are well documented, so the task shouldn't be too difficult. Google GOD. I'd estimate somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,000 gods, not counting all those minor ones. This should be easily achieved in a few days or weeks. If any of those pesky JW's knock on the door, just ignore them. Ask the boss for some time off , if necessary, and tell him what you're doing. I'm sure he/she will understand.
2: List all the attributes associated with these gods. Some are maniacal punishing thugs, gods of hate, fire and all manor of brutality and damnation, eliminate these types, we'll just stick with loving and rewarding gods. This may be somewhat more difficult than step one, but remember, the reward will be worth it. Don't be influenced by the god your parents chose, they could be wrong, too. Lets keep it fair and honest. It may be necessary to hire a few unemployed scribes to help for a few months, but what the hell, er heck.
3. Having once assembled all the good gods, the list may still be unmanageably long, so eliminate those whose names you cannot pronounce or spellings that seem weird and unreasonable. A real god should be easy to pronounce. I'm suspicious of gods whose heads and bodies are from differing species too, but who knows? This should bring the list to a few hundred or perhaps a thousand.
4. To be fair, put the list in alphabetical order.(This will put Athena towards the top, she's my favorite, anyway).
5. Pray to the first god for 10 minutes, If he/she's listening this should be enough time and then wait for 24 hours. If nothing good happens, move on to the next god and repeat the process. In a year or two, you should have narrowed the field to a mere handful at which time you again repeat the process keeping only those deities who seemed to show promise. The real god should show repeatability. Scratch all the others. By now you should have determined which god to keep and which to eliminate. I'm confident the real god will appreciate all your effort and determination, at least, he should. Having successfully determined the real god, ask him for the winning lotto numbers just to make life a little easier.
If none of this seems to work, you can give up and become a heathen atheist, at least forgoing all that guilt and fear and with the 10% tithing money you save, you can buy a good book or one of those new electronic gadgets. I assume all the gods have the same 10% service charge..?
By the way, if you think this seems silly, perhaps you'd do well to step back and review your god. Can any god look less silly than any other god? I think not.
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This was written BEFORE 9/11:
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
(some choice excerpts)
WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."
During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.
On the economic side, Bush vowed to bring back economic stagnation by implementing substantial tax cuts, which would lead to a recession, which would necessitate a tax hike, which would lead to a drop in consumer spending, which would lead to layoffs, which would deepen the recession even further.
"For years, I tirelessly preached the message that Clinton must be stopped," conservative talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh said. "And yet, in 1996, the American public failed to heed my urgent warnings, re-electing Clinton despite the fact that the nation was prosperous and at peace under his regime. But now, thank God, that's all done with. Once again, we will enjoy mounting debt, jingoism, nuclear paranoia, mass deficit, and a massive military build-up."
"After eight years of relatively sane fiscal policy under the Democrats, we have reached a point where, just a few weeks ago, President Clinton said that the national debt could be paid off by as early as 2012," Rahway, NJ, machinist and father of three Bud Crandall said. "That's not the kind of world I want my children to grow up in."
"Much work lies ahead of us: The gap between the rich and the poor may be wide, be there's much more widening left to do. We must squander our nation's hard-won budget surplus on tax breaks for the wealthiest 15 percent. And, on the foreign front, we must find an enemy and defeat it."
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Second, the FDIC imposes costly rules on banks. In July, it "implemented a new rule...requiring the 159 [largest] banks to keep records that will give quick access to customer information." As the American Bankers Association puts it, the new rule "will impose a lot of burden on a lot of banks for no reason." (AJC, 7/19) Third, the FDIC gets its money in the form of "premiums" from -- guess whom? -- healthy banks! So as weak banks go under, the FDIC can wring more money from still-solvent banks. If it begins calling in money during a systemic credit implosion, marginal banks will go under, requiring more money for the FDIC, which will have to take more money from banks, breaking more marginal banks, etc. The FDIC could continue this behavior until all banks are bust, but it will more likely give up and renege. Remember, every government program ultimately brings about the opposite of the stated goal, and the FDIC is no exception.
And now it's "insuring" accounts to $250,000. Like it could have ever handled the 100k cap before.
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Thomas Jefferson
"I sincerely believe the banking institutions having the issuing power of money, are more dangerous to liberty than standing armies."
Thomas Jefferson
"The central bank is an institution of the most deadly hostility existing against the Principles and form of our Constitution. I am an Enemy to all banks discounting bills or notes for anything but Coin. If the American People allow private banks to control the issuance of their currency, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the People of all their Property until their Children will wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."
Thomas Jefferson
Here is a timeline I put together:\
- Feb 13 2008
- Feds give taxpayers $168 billion (stimulus package) in a desperate attempt to boost the economy
- Feb 17 2008
- Northern Rock goes belly up, Bank of England bails it out for $47 billion of British taxpayer money
- Mar 16 2008
- Bear Stearns goes belly up, J.P. Morgan Chase buys it for $1.2 billion. Feds finance this deal with taxpayer money.
- May 2008
- Feds infuse banks with over $260 billion in capital in an attempt to keep them afloat.
- Sept 7 2008
- Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac fail, are bought out by the federal government with over $200 billion of taxpayer money
- Sept 14 2008
- Merryl Lynch goes belly up, Bank of America buys it for $50 billion
- Sept 15 2008
- Single largest bankruptcy in recorded history (158 year old Lehman Brothers)
- Sept 16 2008
- AIG, largest insurer in the world goes bankrupt. Federal government bails it out for $85 billion of taxpayer money
- Sept 24
- Washington Mutual (120 year old WaMu) goes bankrupt. Single largest bank failure in US history. Talks still ongoing regarding saleof its assets.
- Sept 29 2008
- Single highest point drop to the stock market in recorded history, $1.2 TRILLION is lost in a single day.
- Single Largest government bailout package in recorded history is brought for approval
- Bradford & Bingley goes belly up, is bought out by Spanish bank Santader for £612 million.
- Desperate US Gov increases available Term Auction Facility to $300 billion
- Wachovia goes belly up, is purchased by CitiGroup for $2.2 Billion
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What will Happen in the great depression of 2008/9
We are now a full year into the credit implosion that started with the collapse of two Bear Stearns hedge funds in Summer of 07. So many dimensions of the world economy have changed dramatically for the worse since that pivotal event…
We can outline many aspects of a disintegrating world economy since Summer 07. But one huge dimension seems to stand out, the dim prospects for the USD going into 09. As we know, the USD has become the key currency to the world economy since WW2. There are several reasons, but one was that the USD was used to stabilize the European currencies during WW2. Following that war, the US became the center of a burgeoning world consumer economy. What happens when the USD is no longer the center to the world economy? That means the end of roughly a century of US economic and currency dominance. That is our discussion.
Since the end of WW2, what was once a boon to the world economy, the USD, is now in a catch 22. The vast interlinked world economy based on a consumer bubble that we are all used to, that generated unprecedented wealth, is going through a radical transformation as the USD falters. The demise of a consumer bubble based on credit since WW2 is faltering, and the USD is suffering from abuses in the credit system and in the US fiscal situation. The pillar of world commerce since WW2 is faltering. All those James Bond movies you saw celebrated the post WW2 world that grew out of the world USD prosperity bubble (the lifestyle u saw in those movies).
In part one of Dangers, Danger period 2008 and 2009, we discussed some ominous dangers that emerged in 2007 and 2008, and will continue to get worse in 2009. These included the US/Israel- Iran nuclear showdown, the threat of a world financial sell off initiated from a collapsing world credit system, rising world inflation, and rising food and energy prices.
This second part of this ‘Danger’ piece discusses the other main danger, that the USD is faltering, and into 09 has a risk of a major breakdown, if not outright collapse. We have all heard this before, but the difference with now vs the past years is that the US is faced with unprecedented financial disasters that could be putting the final straws on the USD camel’s back.
The implications of a serious USD breakdown to the world economy and financial system are staggering, particularly if you consider that this entire world financial system we are immersed in, from East to West, grew from/with the USD economy in a 50 year world consumer and finance bubble that has built since WW2.
Deconstructing that 50 year economic bubble/system will cause massive economic disruption in the world. The problems the central banks and the world economies are facing, as we speak, to deal with the problems the USD is having now are all related to the shaking of what I call the ‘world USD economic system’. The onset of the world credit crisis in Summer of 07 was the beginning of this latest phase.
Shadow banking system down
The new credit securities markets referred to as the shadow banking system have imploded. This was the practice of creating credit of all types and then selling it as securities to big investors. This new USD centered way of financing worldwide housing and other credit grew to be 50% of all new credit from 2000 roughly. The collapse of these diverse credit securities led to a severe tightening of credit worldwide, as lenders had to pull back drastically to raise capital they lost in the last year. This credit collapse is affecting all the Western nations, from the US all the way to the emerging Eastern EU economies, and will also affect all the major Asian economies by 09 as well.
At the same time, inflation has exploded in only one year, not only in the Western economies but in Asia, and the commodity economies such as the Mid East to Australia. Inflation is 10% and higher in most of the big world economic zones. That level is not tolerable without a severe reduction in living standards for everyone.
USD at risk this time
The last time the entire world economy had this kind of economic paralysis was in the 1930s during the Great Depression. At that time, the USD was not on the verge of a collapse. This time the USD is on the verge of a collapse, or at least a major devaluation. That means that the US has far less latitude to do fiscal stimulus and bailouts to combat the present economic emergency spreading over the world. The US can only go so far this time with economic stimulus.
Rising inflation is putting pressure on the US trade partner economies which forces them to raise interest rates, and that causes competition to the USD, while the US has to keep rates low to fend off a total financial and economic meltdown. This is boxing in not only the US economy, but our trade partner’s economies and central banks as well. It is very clear that the gigantic financial losses in the US since Summer 07 have spread all over the world as they have become sort of tied at the hip with the US economy, the USD being the world’s main trade currency for the last 50 years.
There are a lot of aspects to presently emerging world stagflation. But, compared to previous Western recessions, there is now a combined Western Bank crisis and, this time, the prospect of a very shaky USD.
In the last great world depression in the 1930s, the big difference from today was that the USD was strong, and even gold backed…and destined to become the world trade currency of the 20th century (20th century was the 1900s). The 21st century is the century of – what, the first global government?
That is not the case today. The USD is not strong. That is going to be a real problem for the world going into 2009. Thus, we have a second major difficulty the world has to overcome, what to do about the USD, to avoid a total financial disaster into 09. The world’s economic weakness right now is only a foretaste of what is to come from a weak USD. A weak and possible collapsing USD means a weak/collapsing world economy.
What this USD situation means today is that the US, with all of Bernanke’s willingness to use inflationary methods to combat debt deflation, is constrained by the problems that heavy inflationary methods will create for the USD going into 2009. Because the US economy is so central to the rest of the world, what limits the US limits the rest of the central banks and their economies. If the USD were not the world reserve currency, most of these problems would be confined to the US economy.
The USD is probably at a limit of stress at this moment, with interest rates at 2% and the ever present need for our trade partners to send about $700 billion a year to us to buy US bonds of all sorts. Bernanke will cut the ground from the USD if he tries any further rate cuts. Our trade partners who are basically subsidizing the USD for their own reasons will balk. Not only that, but inflation in the US in some areas in already more than 10%, such as in food and energy. Any further rate cuts to combat the present financial disaster in the US will only allow an inflation explosion.(Yes, the USD is indeed the world reserve currency, but now that seems funny. It wasn’t funny during and in the 50 years after WW2.)
If the US persists in trying to ‘bail out’ ‘everything’ the USD will collapse. Our treasury officials and the Fed are well aware of this fact. The USD is at an extremity, right now. We are at the limits of unlimited USD expansion since WW2. The US is at a crossroads with the USD system. If the US Treasury and Fed try to bail everything out, the 50 year world prosperity Jig since WW2 is up. I already heard talk by Bernanke that the Fannie Freddie mess might be nationalized.
The bailouts are not just the US. Now, every major economy is talking about massive bailouts. Their currencies will all suffer, and this post WW2 world prosperity boom is just about done for. They are going to bail out their banks, stock markets, bond markets, and economies by debasing all their currencies because they don’t have the political guts to endure a serious world recession. China too….the final result will be horrific.
What would be the outcomes if the USD world financial / economic system fell apart?
Supposing the USD devalued by over 50 to 70% in a year’s time, after endless attempts to save a collapsing world consumer credit economy, we may see:
- First of all, the savings of the US would drop drastically in value. That means everything from savings accounts to pensions would lose much purchasing power, and prices of every necessity would skyrocket.
- Second, our major trade partner’s economies would have to do massive readjustments. They are not in a good position to do that. We can take the present rapidly spreading economic weakness of the EU zone as an example. Asia will not escape either. They will desperately try to keep their currencies from strengthening too much at first as the USD falls. This is why the USD seems to have 9 lives. These attempts to debase along with the USD allow the USD to stay higher than it would.
- World inflation will spiral out of control, lowering standards of living. Other major currencies such as the Euro and Yen will be heavily pressured as well. Until the world figures out how to actually delink from an imploding US economy, they will suffer along with the US’s fate. So far, the delink theory has been shown to be completely wrong. Why? Because the world economy is tied at the hip to the USD (The delink theory is that other strong economies of Asia or the EU will be able to carry the world economy even if the US economy falls apart. So far, that has been completely discredited in this latest world economic slowdown).
- Big geopolitical turmoil as regimes combat out of control food and fuel prices.
- A war in the Middle East over oil. The Iran / Israel situation might also be called a proxy war/struggle over Mid East influence for China, the US, Russia, the EU, and Asia because energy is so expensive.
- A very possible period of insurrection, riots, shortages, and chaos in large US cities. I also believe that the EU and China and India are at risk for this too.
- A 10 year world economic depression, that China in particular cannot tolerate, as the world economy readjusts out of necessity into a totally new form, one that is less global and probably more warlike.
- Debt deflation where a rapidly dropping USD effectively wipes out outstanding debts, while the population struggles merely to exist.
- Vast bank failures in the US and major Western economies, and likely China as well.
- Efforts of world central banks to ‘bail out’ ‘everything’ resulting in their currencies falling drastically in value while inflation skyrockets, until either they learn better, or have hyperinflation and their own currency collapses after the USD falls apart. In effect they will have to either ‘let go’ of the USD or suffer the same fate.
- Stock markets at 10% of where they are now in 3 or 4 years if the USD actually lets go by 50% or more in 09 (nominal stock prices might actually stay higher but the devaluation of the currencies would effectively cut the purchasing power in half anyway.)
- Prices of most essentials effectively 4 times higher, worldwide.
- Big increases in energy and food prices causes many other sectors of world economies to fall apart, as all ‘money’ is used merely to survive.
- Gold at $3000to $5000 plus and oil at $300 plus putting a further huge crimp on world economic growth. Obviously if the USD did a real collapse, say to 10% of its purchasing power now over several years, gold is over $10,000 and in some areas you will buy a decent house for one ounce of gold. Oil will be traded/priced in other currencies, and probably rationed in the US at a cost of $20 or more a gallon. In this case, the present world economy that depends on cheap transportation totally devolves. Globalization becomes de-Globalization, and China either figures out how to migrate to its own domestic demand or faces a huge collapse of their export economy.
- Severe world currency restrictions and foreign exchange controls. You won’t be able to move your money out of your country. Likely restrictions of withdrawals to monthly limits from bank accounts as governments attempt to deal with currency chaos.
- Rationing of necessities as the world economy enters paralysis and governments have no choice.
- One bright spot for all, the return of employment to local instead of outsourcing. Production and consumption returns to local economies, as it should have been all along. That is a long 20 year process and involves a severe deep economic depression until the world economies/economy is rebuilt from scratch compared to what it is now. Debt repudiation on a massive scale as the world emerges from the ashes (hopefully not real ashes…)
- Many new governments worldwide after revolutions during economic collapses and or wars. Democracies falter worldwide, and more authoritarian governments appear to deal with the chaos as the democracies enter paralysis.
In case you think these outcomes are exaggerated, these are the things that happened after the French Revolution, the fall of the Roman Empire, The fall of the Spanish Empire, the Fall of Byzantium, the fall of the British Empire… etc. The fall of the US economic system, the world USD system, and the US as a superpower won’t be any different. Also, a lot of these outcomes happened during and after the Great Depression of the 1930’s. That all happened commensurate with the decline and fall of the British Empire and Pound that dominated world economies for 200 years, and eventually led to the USD system taking prominence after WW2 and the USD was used to stabilize the European currencies during the war.
How we reached a USD tipping point
After WW2, the US emerged as the dominant world economy and manufacturing power. Because the USD ended up being used to stabilize European currencies during the war, after the war was won the US had a lot of economic clout. Eventually, after running a bunch of fiscal deficits with the Vietnam and Korean and cold wars, the USD started to have pressure to let go of its gold standard. Once the gold standard was abandoned, the recipe was created for the US to use and inflate the USD for any and everything. The US congress happily obliged. This resulted in a world consumer and economic bubble that leads us to our present times. This lead to a simulative USD world economic bubble. The result is our present indebted world economy and its imminent bankruptcy.
The rest of the world economies will try to devalue along with the USD. At some point they will be forced to let go, or they face the fate of the USD losing 50% to 90% of its value.
What will any saver in the world do?
- First of all, your currencies, retirements, bonds and annuities will be severely devalued. Your savings will be severely downgraded in purchasing power. The world governments clearly will not act until they are forced to, as they are weakened. They are going to debase your money to try to delay the inevitable economic retrenchment in a post USD centered world.
- Your primary objective might be to save any wealth you have. You will have to try to keep enough liquid wealth, cash, various currencies to be able to pay bills. You will have to reduce your financial expenses.
- You will have to try to keep wealth in paid off assets, such as non bubble real estate (yes that still exists in most parts of the world) and also maybe in gold or other precious metals. You will have to plan on currency restrictions if things get bad, and limited monthly withdrawals on your accounts, regardless of how much they have in them. You are going to experience your financial accounts being restricted and or frozen in some institutions.
- You are going to have to plan on some place you can live in if you lose your income, or that income is drastically reduced in purchasing power… preferably some modest property that is paid off.
- People will have to deal with fuel and food shortages and high costs.
- People are going to have to give up the idea of getting investment returns since risk is out of sight, and merely keeping what money/wealth they have is most important.
- You must toughen yourselves, regardless of your age or position in life.
If you do these things, you may survive without terrible hardship. But you will find some kind of hardship regardless, because that is what these kinds of times cause for anyone on the planet. You are going to have to tell your loved ones to do the same too. Families will most likely have to live together to survive. You are going to have to tell loved ones ‘no’ at some point if they insist on remaining in the same level that USED to be. This is all happening as we speak.
Then, hopefully, the world regains its economic footing. This all happened worldwide in the 1930’s depression, and it lasted 10 long years.
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http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article6048.html
If that is true, then the theory I laid out above, that we are witnessing a peak in a parabolic finance/asset/stock bubble of world proportions, is going to pan out. I think the entire credit crisis can be looked at from that perspective. We are merely witnessing the relentless unwinding of the biggest financial bubble in history. And, ominously, this particular bubble has grown from the end of WW2 to the present. That is one HUGE economic bubble, and this one envelops the entire world. This is not just a bubble in one country's economy.
The point of emphasizing it's from the end of WW2 is that we are not talking merely about a banking crisis, or whatever. We are talking about the deleveraging of the greatest economic/finance bubble in history. Once the level of leverage reached 60 to 1, it becomes impossible to stay ahead of the deleveraging, even for central banks. The implications are staggering. Every major economy in the world is involved. The outcomes of deleveraging this monster bubble, represented by the green oval, will be what I term Credit Crisis II. At 60 to 1 leverage, a loss of 1 to 2% wipes out the capital.

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What Happened?
What's happened is that banks have mortgage backed securities that they had counted as assets, that they used for collateral for short term loans, as well as credit default swaps, etc. It turned out that those mortgage backed securities aren't worth what they thought they were, so they have to retain more capital to cover the various loans and contract obligations they made. And it gets worse, because their credit rating is getting downgraded, and everytime they get downgraded, they need to hold more capital. It's basically an inescapable spiral. They're all so overleveraged, that as soon as their bonds get downgraded, they're either going bankrupt or getting bought out, or both.
What this means is that these banks that are on the edge of insolvency literally cannot lend money without charging exhorbitant rates. It doesn't matter how good your credit is, they don't have any money to lend without tipping themselves over into insolvency. They need capital and they need it now, that's what this bailout is supposed to accomplish. It's supposed to give them a buffer so they can write off the bullshit Mortgages they own and get back into the business of loaning money.
The root of the problem
The problem is over leveraging, and the reason it gets to be a problem is that people put too much trust in a formula:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-Scho
It's a formula for pricing options and derivatives that allows you to balance every investment with a hedge in case something goes the other way. That's what futures contracts and credit default swaps are about. The reason there were trillions of dollars of these out there is that they thought that everything was so carefully balanced and hedged, that no matter what happened, they'd be covered.
The problem is that when your models are based on faulty assumptions, you've gone so far out on a limb that you're absolutely fucked when things go wrong. It's what brought down LTCM a decade ago.
Say you have 100% to invest.
You want to earn as high a return as possible.
Now, you COULD loan that money out to someone for 3% interest. That's pretty good.
But if you have really good credit and you can borrow money at say, 2%, then you can loan out 100 at 3% interest, and use that loan (which is an asset) as collateral to borrow, say $1000 at 2% interest and then loan it all out to a slightly riskier person for a 5% return --- so instead of getting back $3 yearly, you're now getting $50 yearly and have to pay $20 yearly in interest -- boom, you've just multiplied your income by 1000%. Now, that 5% interest loan is a little bit riskier, so you kind of spread it around as 10 $100 loans instead of one big loan. But even then, you're kind of fucked if more than 1 or two of those loans go bad -- you're still on the hook for all the money, but you're not getting the returns to pay off the money you borrowed.
So what you do is you buy insurance from a third party for, say 1% of the loan, which pays you off in case any of those loans default. That's basically a credit default swap. Now, with that in place, you can borrow and loan an almost unlimited amount of money nearly "risk-free", with almost no initial capital investment.
You can see how this quickly gets out of control, particularly when you then decide to start selling insurance of your own. Now you have a bunch of banks essentially creating money out of thin air, and it's all beautiful as long as the loans you're making to the only actual source of wealth (ie, workers) don't start defaulting in large numbers.
Which is what happened here. Suddenly all that free money has to be spent all at once, and *poof* it evaporates. All the money you thought you had is gone. It may not have been a problem, if they had kept a large enough cushion, but they counted all this money as 'profit', and kept siphoning it off into dividends and huge payments to executives/brokers, etc.
Long story short, there's really nothing wrong with any of this as long as there are limits to how much you can leverage yourself to loan money out. People thought that hedge funds would eliminate risk, and what hedge funds do is externalize risk. Hedging eliminates your personal risk, but the risk still exists, it's just been moved out to another company. That company then needs to hedge its risk out to another company and so on. It just expands and expands and expands until the economy literally can't take any more risk on and then it all bursts, which is what we just saw. The economy is a closed system, you can't remove risk entirely, ever.

What could happen next
(http://blogs.ft.com/maverecon/2008/09/t
The US stock market tanks. Bank shares collapse, as do the valuations of all highly leveraged financial institutions. Weaker versions of this occur in Europe, in Japan and in the emerging markets. CDS spreads for banks explode, as will those of all highly leveraged financial institutions. Credits spreads generally take on loan-shark proportions, even for reputable borrowers. Again the rest of the world will experience a slightly milder version of this. No US bank will lend to any other US bank or any other highly leveraged institution. The same will happen elsewhere. Remaining sources of external finance for banks, other than the facilities created by the central banks and the Treasuries, will dry up. Banks and other highly leveraged institutions will try to unload assets at fire-sale prices in illiquid markets. Even assets not viewed as toxic before will become unsaleable at any price.
The interaction of a growing lack of funding liquidity and increasing market illiquidity will destroy the banks’ business models. Banks will stop providing credit to households and to non-financial enterprises.Banks will collapse, both through balance sheet insolvency and through liquidity insolvency. No bank will be safe, not even the household names for whom the crisis has thus far brought more opportunities than disasters.
Other highly leveraged financial institutions collapse on a large scale. Households and non-financial businesses revert to financial autarky, among wide-spread defaults and insolvencies.Consumer demand and investment demand collapse. Unemployment shoots up. The government suspends all trading in financial stocks until further notice.
The government nationalizes all US banks and other highly leveraged financial institutions. The shareholders get nothing up front and have to wait for an eventual re-privatisation or liquidation to find out whether they are left with anything at all. Holders of bank debt get a sizeable haircut ‘up front’ on the face value of the debt and have part of the remainder converted into equity that shares the fate of the old equity.
We have the Great Depression of the 2010s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUukDJCy
and here is a Very long, but excellent analysis of the current situation
My thoughts
But really, we are in uncharted territory. It's very hard to say what will happen next.
It's like cloning cattle..without genetic diversity one virus kills them all. We are a victim of lack of real diversity. The same weakness, reliance on mortgage-backed securities, and flawed mathematical models of guaranteed wealth will make EVERYTHING crash. The bailout will help for a very very short while, unthaw the economy for a tiny while, but our entire system of financing is broke. Hedge funds don't hedge anything. Risk is not eliminated. Recession / depression is inevitable.
The mortgage crisis is not really the cause of this mess, but our entire system of economy (profiting from debt). All it does is encourage banks to lay more and more debt on the working class.
Workers are the only source of real income, it's the real economy. Wall Street is this nether realm of a 2nd economy that speculates on where the real economy will go. It's imaginary money rather than real money. If it wasn't mortgages as a vehicle for debt, it would be something else.
And now the working class will have to pay off the speculative economies greed via probably a decade or more of indentured servitude.
Hedge funding did not shield risk at all, and just like cloning an entire herd of cows subjects them ALL to the same genetic flaws (one virus wipes them out without genetic diversity) our economy is going down the tubes by the same flaw since there never was any real diversity. Everything was spread out so thin in order to shield risk that ironically, everyone now would go down by the same risk..like dropping a single drop of poison in a glass of water the entire glass shares the drop of poison alike.
So to summarize: Predatory lending on the working class by banks fueled by an economy that like some sort of money vampire feeds off debt is the root cause of this. The bailout will only keep the banks afloat to lend to the public again in some other speculative debt-fueled economic push. It will start all over again and as always, the working class suffers.
Why do you think there was such a push to get the american people to own homes from 1938 onward? For home ownership, it is NOT because it is the wish of the Government to ensure every american gets to fulfill the american dream and own their own home. It's because they want you to get a 300,000 loan. No one 'buys' a home. 'Owning' the home is an illusion. If you fail to pay on your home what happens? The bank takes it, because it's their house. What you do own is an enormous loan.
Everyone gets a HUGE loan and then slowly, painfully slowly pays it off. The American economy feeds off debt. Thats the reality..thats what we all have to wake up to. Normally, someone getting a 500,000 loan to buy something when they earn, say, 60,000 combined household income would seem insane. But it was encouraged by the government because again, massive debt is what the economy thrives on.
Debt is a horrible thing to base an economy on. Keeping the public enslaved in debt to fuel the profits of the few at the top is immoral, it's modern slavery. You are toiling in cotton fields for the master in his warm house and go to bed at night in a mud shack eating leftovers from their table as your dinner. Debt-fueld economy is nothing more than an enormous pyramid scheme, doomed to failure with only a tiny few at the top raking enormous, obscene profits.
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